elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?
that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.
EXCUSE WE ARE A SEVERAL HUNDRED YEAR OLD FANDOM WE HAVE A LOT OF TIME AND A LOT OF DIFFERENT INCARNATIONS OF THE STORY TO GO INSANE OVER
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
“Hallelujah”
“HALLELUJAH”
anus:
today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name
You should’ve yelled out your url
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!
you can literally smell the desperation
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
middle earth
the impala… sigh…
Hogwarts.
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
oMG THE dALEK
No the Silurian oh my life
That is one fiiiiine Dalek.
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
(Source: daryancrescendshair)
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling
UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS
Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.
^you my friend have just opened my eyes
(Source: youbelieveyoureceive)
sometimes I just stare at this picture for minutes and whisper
Misha you’re 8 years older than Jared
I’ve come to the conclusion that they are both actually 8
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
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